http://autos.yahoo.com/news/top-10-most-annoying-things-other-drivers-do.html
For those of you in my age group, you know and remember well what a phone booth was. For those of you who are to young. There were boxes all over town. They were about 8' tall, and had a pay phone, a small steel table connected to the phone, a set of phone books attached to the table on a cord, and it was a glass in closed case you could stand in to get privacy and talk on the pay phone.
1) Quit stopping traffic because of your call. I hate you, and it should be legal to shoot at you if you continue to recline like you are on the couch, and encroach into my lane over and over again while speeding up and slowing down at a stupid unpredictable pace. Your call can wait, they waited for the first 100 years after the invention of the telephone... They can still wait.
2) Fast driving I don't have an issue with. The kid in the souped up older BMW that pulled up next to me on the highway the other day with his fart pipe blaring and hat slanted to the side with wispy beard thing and chains... looked at me, stomped on the gas in the rain and promptly started doing uncontrollable donuts on the highway. You deserve to be strapped to the hood of a car while that happens. The Fast and the Furious is a movie kids. I saw Rambo when I was a kid. I did not want to buy a .30 cal machine gun and go on a rampage at the Vietnamese market. Get over your racing thing, you are killing people dummies.
3) Snow off your car I have never had trouble with, I have heard stories, but on my trek to work, I never exceed 35, so I am guilty of this. I have had the guy with mud all over his car or truck make life hard on me.... so I get it.
4) Turn signals. Are they so hard to use? They come as standard equipment in all vehicles. Whether your car is worth $100,00, or $500, you should signal so I know where you are going and don't get the urge to pull you from your car and remove a few of your teeth because you meander all over the road at varying speeds like the road is yours. Seen the newest Volvo commercial where the rest of us are out cleaning the streets for that ass to drive his car in the morning. I believe BMW, AUDI, and Mercedes owners all believe that commercial is a documentary.
5) High beams on. Aren't all you people with these new high quality beams basically shinning me with brights all the time now? How about Ford F250's get a little less lumen's on the spot lights they have as headlights?
6) Faulty equipment? Just keep your heap from stinking, or throwing parts on me and we are good to go.
7) 2 spaces in lot near me, and I park at the back of lot usually just to walk. I will spit on your car.
8) Far left lane? Pick up the speed clown. Not your job to lead the parade.
9) I do this every time, and it works. I am not perfect, even though my driving record is. When I do make a mistake, taking a lane etc... I wave, and or point at my head like I am crazy. People always look, laugh, and let it go.
10) Dangerous loads go without saying.
The rest, picking your nose. Who cares, put on a show man. I want to see what you get out that you are wiling to put in your mouth. Makes me feel like my life ain't so bad. Rubber neckers should be tazed. Period. You stop or slow for something on the other side of the road, you basically have a 6 to 8 lane accident going on. I and the rest of us hate you. You should have your license removed. Quit slamming on your brakes because of rain, are you flat stupid or what? Does the mirror really double for a makeup mirror? Why are you flipping me off because you took my lane, didn't signal, and then slammed on the brakes nearly causing a 5 car pile up? I was behind this the whole time, you chose to lead it.
When you get in your car everyday, THINK. It is not about you getting to and fro with no interruption. You are using a privilege for all of us. Don't take advantage, and think, I know this is hard in Cincinnati... COMMUNALLY and we all get where we need to safely and happy.
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